Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 22, 2024

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    seanfear  10 months ago

    careful, Andy. He has a cane.

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    snsurone76  10 months ago

    Doesn’t the old man know that most women are put off by purple suits??

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    We’re walking down the street, I can smell Andy’s feet, and they smell worse than old rotten meat…that’s full of worms.

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    rob.home  10 months ago

    I graduated from one to two stalking wicks, and now to a 4-wheel walker.

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    Must be the pubs that keeps this lad’s steam up.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Just goes to prove the old saying, “Men wearing glasses make passes at young lasses”… or something of the sort. :D

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    BenGMan  10 months ago

    He look’s like he’s 70.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    But he can still drool. Even better than before.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    I can’t wait until I’m old enough to dodder.

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    Man of the Woods  10 months ago

    At least he keeps trying.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Doddering ! , Doddering! I’ll show you Doddering you young Pup.,,,,,,

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    Jaime Jean M  10 months ago

    dod·der /ˈdädər/ verb – move in a feeble or unsteady way, especially because of old age. “an elderly couple gave us a concerned glance as they doddered past”. New word for me.

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    CorkLock  10 months ago

    Thanks to the Magic of Comics/Writers and readers – Andy will always be a scourge and yet lovable. Thank you all for keeping Andy fit and fiddle and Flo for loving him. We can run together or walk or crawl or stumble and fall but we are loyal readers of Andy Capp and friends thick and thin. Love you all folks. Keep safe and blessed.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    It’s what you have to look forward to, Andy.

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    Mediatech  10 months ago

    “Golf is a game played by old men who chase after a little white ball because they are too old to chase after anything else.” – Robin Williams

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    ms-ss  10 months ago

    Guy in a bar: "Look at that cute girl over there. I think she likes me because she keeps looking over here and smiling.Girl: “That guy over there reminds me of my grandpa.”

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    Bill The Nuke  10 months ago

    Watched a guy in his 60s hitting on a store clerk in her 20s. He then farted loudly and told her “That’s how you jumpstart a Harley” What a charmer.

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    DKHenderson  10 months ago

    Winston Churchill once commented on an article he saw about an elderly man arrested for accosting a young girl in a park in subzero temperatures: “Over eighty and 20 below! Makes you PROUD to be an Englishman!” (From the LITTLE, BROWN BOOK OF ANECDOTES)

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Andy’s doing pretty good for his age.

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    perryed  10 months ago

    If you`re doddering, you still got game.

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    david.reichert  10 months ago

    Eric may have slowed down, but the lasses arn’t as fast as they were either.

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    teachteed23  10 months ago

    Speaking as an octogenarian, ‘Taint funny, Magee!

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    win.45mag  10 months ago

    And the lazy piece of carp won’t even help his wife carry the bags

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    tad1  10 months ago

    Some things never change. (Not by much, anyway.)

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    anncorr339  10 months ago

    Andy you should talk you are hitting on girls in the bar

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    JH&Cats  10 months ago

    Like the dog chasing trucks, he wouldn’t be able to do anything with it if he caught one.

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