The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for December 17, 2008

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    cmknoer77  almost 16 years ago

    In case you’re lost in this storyline, the Longhorns (UT) and the Aggies (A&M) had a major rivalry back in those days.

    Heres the text because I’m sure someone will complain they can’t read it:

    Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too, That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks, And that when you mother gave birth to you, She suffered from the pox.

    But though you’ll think me tacky, I’ll suppose that it’s not rare, That for beneath your Army khaki, lies crotchless underwear.

    So Aggies lest from grace you fall, We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads after all.. Though only ones of lettuce.

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    ninetoes  almost 16 years ago

    Actually that rivalry still exists.

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    cmknoer77  almost 16 years ago

    yeah but its nowhere near as big as it used to be

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