“Personal driver” sure was true. My Mom never liked driving (didn’t even learn to drive until she was close to 30, and after having three kids). I’m the oldest, and Mom was more excited about me getting a driver’s license than I was. After that I was her personal chauffeur.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 months ago
“Cleaning up bodily fluids” should loom pretty large, especially in the younger years.
A# 466 7 months ago
Give them roots AND wings. Those are the main jobs.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago
That looks like a start. Kids are walking Petrie dishes.
goboboyd 7 months ago
Precious moments and daily drudgery.
Nuliajuk 7 months ago
You forgot “giving birth”. Takes at least 2 months to recover from, sometimes does permanent damage.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
They forgot a column for practicing conception which will be replaced by the above.
ferddo 7 months ago
“Personal driver” sure was true. My Mom never liked driving (didn’t even learn to drive until she was close to 30, and after having three kids). I’m the oldest, and Mom was more excited about me getting a driver’s license than I was. After that I was her personal chauffeur.