Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2024

This comic is toast

An ounce of pretension, is worth a pound of manure, according to Will Rogers. I mean really, did the deli platter really need a fancy new name?

and you’ll take all the bread she has because desperate people are more than willing to overpay

what ham wrote this turkey?

strrrrretch

I thought ‘charcuterie’ was French for “I’d like a sandwich, but I don’t have any bread.”

She would have called sooner but she focaccia phone number.

if she doesn’t have any bread for the party she’ll just have to baguette…

Customer doesn’t sound crustworthy.