Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 16, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    The word is “whining” Auntie.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    They do check in with me to see if I’m still alive…

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    xsintricks  7 months ago

    “I had a dream

    But it turned to dust

    What I thought was love

    That must have been lust

    I was living in style

    When the walls fell in

    When I played my hand

    I looked like a joker

    Turn around

    Fate must have woke her

    ’Cause lady luck

    She was waiting outside the door"

    Santana

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago

    I know how that goes. I play the long game of outlast. A nursing professor said she didn’t think I’d make it in nursing. I proved her wrong. The game of Outlast is relevant: outlive your opponents.

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    davidob  7 months ago

    We’re alive to the possibilities.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    I suspect that’s why some people attend their 50th-year high school reunion.

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    Lady loves a joke  7 months ago

    This is sadly very true. So much for wanting everyone to do well :⁠-⁠\

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Fat and a drunk, ain’t winning.

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    dflak  7 months ago

    I have never failed. Failing isn’t about falling down; it’s about not getting back up. I have always gotten back up, but sometimes I am facing in an entirely different direction.

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    Saturn49  7 months ago

    Aunty seems really negative lately. Maybe needs a hug.

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    rockyridge1977  7 months ago

    …..or the fact that “nobody cares”………really not that special!

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    I’m still standing after all this time.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    “Duh, winning! Tiger Blood!” ☺

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    pheets  7 months ago

    Going places, success or elsewhere, you (g) are welcome to join me, even wanted! But I will not wait.

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    kathleenhicks62  7 months ago

    Still upright and walking here!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    I suspect that’s a typo, I think it was meant to be ‘wining’.

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    djtenltd  7 months ago

    @FreyjaRN- What would make her say that??

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    crazeekatlady  7 months ago

    I’m still winning!

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    Katzi428  7 months ago

    Someone I had been good friends with started treating me like garbage . So I cut ALL ties with the person ! Said person tried everything possible to get back into my life (even being super sweet to me ) . But I’m too smart.

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    bakana  7 months ago

    One of my college professors liked to tell stories about his Grandfather, a bit of a Curmudgeon.

    one was the fact that Granddad always read the Obituaries first thing in the morning so he could check to see if any of his Enemies had died the previous day.

    He had made it his personal goal to outlive everyone he disliked and was checking them off his list, day by day.

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