Hoom, hum. Let us not be hasty. An Ent’s skin is not like that of a Hobbit’s. While I understand that you shire folk prefer your luxuries, you need not impose your customs on others. Your skincare routine applied to the forest would be a genocide of Trees and Ents. I hope you understand that if you press any further then I must consider gathering the Ents for an Entmoot. We would consider your proposal, its consequences, whether you are orcs, and whether to go to war with the shire. This may take some years, as the Entish tongue is not a hasty language. This is nothing personal, I hope you see dear Hobbit, I speak only of the facts of how we Ents respond to environmental impacts. Do you still wish to proceed with your skincare routine?
ladykat 10 months ago
I don’t worry about my wrinkles. They are signs that I have lived a full life and, besides, I earned them.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
Yeah, but your skin looks like bark. Let’s start with defoliants and moisturizers. I’ll put you down for 11:15 next Tuesday.
bluecat 10 months ago
Hoom, hum. Let us not be hasty. An Ent’s skin is not like that of a Hobbit’s. While I understand that you shire folk prefer your luxuries, you need not impose your customs on others. Your skincare routine applied to the forest would be a genocide of Trees and Ents. I hope you understand that if you press any further then I must consider gathering the Ents for an Entmoot. We would consider your proposal, its consequences, whether you are orcs, and whether to go to war with the shire. This may take some years, as the Entish tongue is not a hasty language. This is nothing personal, I hope you see dear Hobbit, I speak only of the facts of how we Ents respond to environmental impacts. Do you still wish to proceed with your skincare routine?
bunwarpgazoo Premium Member 10 months ago
The skogsrå is only wrinkled on her back, where the bark is. Otherwise beautiful.
Earthling Premium Member 10 months ago
Maybe the next group of people we could decide to treat with respect is older people. Is it possible?
Tom Toro creator 10 months ago
A forest god ought to understand the benefits of exfoliation! :P (I’ll see myself out…)