Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for January 28, 2024

My old dog was more than happy to do it for free.

But, Will, you don’t get the fee, your human handler does. All you get … is the girl!

Emphasis on “professional”. :D :D :D

Tawdry,also…

You can change the name….but the action is purty much the same!!!!!!

Will would appreciate several treats as compensation.

I’m just a gigolo and everywhere I go

People know the part I’m playing

Paid for every dance

Selling each romance

Ooh, what they’re saying

There will come a day and youth will pass away

What will they say about me

When the end comes I know there’s a just a gigolo’s

Life goes on without me

I’m just a gigolo everywhere I go

People know the part I’m playing

Paid for every dance

Selling each romance

Ooh, what they’re saying

And there will come a day and youth will pass away

What will they say about me

When the end comes I know they’ll say just a gigolo ’s

Life goes on without me

‘Cause I ain’t got nobody

Oh and there’s nobody that cares for me

There’s nobody that cares for me

I’m so sad and lonely

Sad and lonely, sad and lonely

Won’t some sweet mama

Come take a chance with me

‘Cause I ain’t so bad

An I’ll sing a… pretty love song

All of the time

She will only be, only be

I ain’t got nobody

Oh and there’s nobody that cares for me

There’s nobody that cares for me

Nobody that cares for me

Nobody that cares for me

I ain’t got nobody, nobody

Nobody that cares for me

There’s nobody that cares for me

I’m so sad and lonely

Oh lonely, oh lonely

Lonely, lonely

Won’t some sweet mama

Come and rescue me

‘Cause I ain’t so bad

And I’ll sing her sweet love songs all of the time

’Cause she will only be, only, only, only, only, only, only be my baby

Come on, sugar, darling,

I ain’t got nobody baby

And there’s nobody, there’s nobody

There’s nobody, there’s nobody

There’s no one, there’s no one

Nobody, no, no one

Nobody, nobody

Nobody, nobody

Nobody cares for me

It’s a dog’s life. Lucky dog…..

I dunno. Feels like Will may be overcompensating.

You don’t want to be referred to as a stud?