The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 01, 2024

It’s off to Wendy’s then.

The butcher has his day off then we run with leftover meat today.

Short beef stew with veggies. Or you could have lamb stew.

And what beef there is, won’t stand close examination.

You might as well open a can of Dinty Moore beef slop!

My wife makes vegetable soup with beef. She also puts beef stock in it. It’s delicious.

So…beef-flavored stew? Still warming and tasty!

where’s the beef?

If you complain, he’ll have beef with you.

Brutus will get a little beef with his vegetable, very little beef. A fact which will give him a beef with the diner and leave him beefing to Gladys about the stew.

Where’s the beef?

Truth in advertising .

What’s the cook’s beef lady? Didn’t get his daily order of roadkill?

his temper must be low if he hasn’t been beefing people. :D

I’ll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam… ㋛

The guy is at least honest in his description. I’ll have my hamburger smothered in onions and mushrooms please. I’ll get my vegetables that way……

It’s actually just vegetable stew that the cook said the word Beef over three times.

It’s probably always more vegetables than beef. The waitress is simply being honest today.

I usually have to add meat to most of my frozen dinners and even some beef stews in a can.

Like the old Campbell’s chicken noodle soup. The only chicken in can was the tracks in the noodles.

Brutus needs to find a new restaurant!

Truth in advertising! Where’d the antacid/gumball machine go? Have a feeling he’s gonna need it

The cook is hoping Brutus and the other customers don’t have a beef with vegetables.

Brutus replies, “so a near Vegan dish?”…

brutus is gonna have a beef with that… ☺

but the vegetable stew (soup?) sounds purty good to me…