Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 24, 2024

Small: Grotto “Tattoo”. Large: Turned out to be a “crank”.

Large: The Stepford Husband.

Turns up like clockwork. (either)

Large: He’s just wound up.

Small: “How far did you set our clocks back?”

Large: Somebody has a screw loose. And somebody has a loose screw.

Keeps one nut in the medicine cabinet?

Oh, a wind-up.

Wherever did prehistoric cave painters get their spray paint cans?

If someone had time to draw that, whatever is chasing everyone must be pretty slow-moving.

Tarzan draw it.

Why Hymie. You has becomes a fatso!

1. Current situation considered, with my education in Archeology, and my lengthy experience in the field, my professional recommendation here would be to…

… RUN!

2. Wait! Did you always have that wind-up thingy?!

I’ve got nothing for the first panel, but he’s definitely ’’screwed’’ in the second. And why wouldn’t a little WD-40 applied with a brush help…..he’s obviously got a screw loose. I do that all the time, but I know better than to do it in the bathroom. That’s strictly for the work shop.

How did she wind up in this situation?

[and … Who’s been winding him up?]

There are still cave men around?

I thats not A – Toothbrush It’s in wire brush.

Cave dwellers work fast, hard, and quick…one day they’re here, the next day they’ve moved to another cave.

According to the directions, he’s supposed to go in your direction…but decided to go righty-tighty, lefty -Lucy!

Small: don’t turn around Large: don’t turn around

Sounds like a Doctor Who plot.

He does tend to get a little too tightly wound, she thought.

when they go dancing, he does the robot…

Who’s counting?

The one on the left IS funny…the one on the right, meh.

Caption 2: How’d he wind up meeting her?

Sorry tator but if you check the companies own website, “wd40 dot com slash history” You will see it was indeed invented in San Diego In 1953. It is however sold in 176 countries and territories worldwide, the Milton Keynes loation is headquarters for their Europe, middle east and Africa business. Think you owe @dbrucepm a “sorry”

But she really knows how to turn his crank.

What color “flag” was the enormous windup key in his back?

The pressures of a Cave Cartoonist. You have to come up with a new cave drawing every day!

Invented by the Rocket Chemical Company in San Diego CA in 1953. Became a commercial product in 1961.

Yes, a fresh cave painting — knuckle-draggers still walk amongst us.

But at least he’s well lubricated…

there was a children’s book called Peter Perfect … is this what he grew up to be?

Unfortunately there’s way too many running off their mouths in politics.

60% of the human body is water, and we all know water and oil don’t mix.