The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 25, 2024

I once had a dog that was dysLEGxic. He always lifted the left leg when the hydrant was to his right…

At least Brutus is honest.

No “sky-hooks”, then. (The word described Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s typical movement, according to Dan Peterson, an american coach famous here in Italy)

Hey Brutus, we’re brothers from different parents, I feel your pain!

So if I can type equally well with both hands, I guess that makes me ambidextrous.

Ouch, Brutus. I haven’t seen a character hurt itself that hard since my last Pokemon match.

Who cares? It’s only basketball.

There’s a word for that, ambisinistrous, but as a left-handed person I NEVER use it.

I’m ambipedrous. I walk on both feet.

Can Brutus walk and chew gum at the same time?

I tell folks I’m ambiclutzerous.

In basketball, I’m just like Brutus

Don’t sell yourself short Brutus . You have other qualities .

At least Brutus is self aware. This is unlike some, mostly politicians, that haven’t got a clue.

maybe he should try using his feet. :D

That’s okay Brutus, you may have little to no athletic ability, but you have an abundance of patience and kindness.

Brutus is just ambiguous but very true blue Humble. He may end up like his Uncle Ted.

HA, is that why you always have to call “the GUY”?

Reminds me of Alan and Charlie Harper☺️☺️

A lot of us are that way, Brutus, but few have the honesty to admit it!

The man knows his limits, better than most of us do. Give him credit for that……

I would say Brutus is self aware but it’s probably because he’s been told that regularly by his boss, his mother-in-law, the neighbor girl and even his wife on occasion. He does have the respect of Kewpie though.

I guess that means he doesn’t ahhh, err, ahem, you know!

i’m similar to Brutus…!

Excellent! Or is that INexcellent?

And these are the genes you have to work with Wilberforce, make the best of it.

Attaboy Brutus……..

“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.” – Brian W. Kernighan

Yep…me too

Think he tried it once but ended up falling over the couch.

I am sure Veblefester has called this shortcoming to Brutus’ attention on numerous ocassions.

brutus is mainly ambient… ☺

Ambi-clumsy/klutzy.

In junior high, the coach recruited me for church basketball because I was tall. He put me in the game during a time out. I ran down the floor once, and he called another tie out and took me out. That was the end of my basketball career.