The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 05, 2024

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    suv2000  10 months ago

    I don’t believe those fortune in those cookies,……what were those numbers again

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Get sick. Die soon.”

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    Dave427  10 months ago

    “That wasn’t chicken.”

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    ajr58(1)  10 months ago

    Google snopes Did Winning Lottery Numbers Come from a Fortune Cookie?

    Because this fracking site will not allow you to post an entire website link (sheese)

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    nul bit Premium Member 10 months ago

    Steve stole my cookie!

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    Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago

    I once got a fortune cookie with 6 numbers on it. Played the Powerball with those numbers. Not one number came in.

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    PoodleGroomer  10 months ago

    That wasn’t rice.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Unfortunately, That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 10 months ago

    I don’t even read the “fortune.” I just eat the cookie….

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    joe19  10 months ago

    I have some fortune cookies with FTX on the back, right before the FTX disaster. With fortunes like “Your journey to financial freedom begins today.”

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Yeah, the cookie had the lottery numbers in it, but the cookie was made 6 months ago.

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 10 months ago

    My son actually got one once that said: Help, I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!

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    Not Again  10 months ago

    One of my coworkers who claims to “live in the now”, complained when he didn’t get a fortune cookie with his take out order.

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    InquireWithin  10 months ago

    Once when some co-workers and I went to lunch, I got a fortune cookie with no fortune. Not even a piece of paper. They were like, “we’re not riding with you”. (It was funny at the time.)

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