Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 20, 2024

We need more half and half in the breakroom!!!

But she doesn’t like cold fingers.

She’s looking quite pail.

She should just wave the bucket “past-her-eyes.”

Good. We can check the quality. Now what about quantity? How much can you produce for us? And how fast?

Did Gary Larson fire one of his cows?

No need to display your goods…oy

You’re hired! Can you start right away? The “job” pays via room and board, and is 168 hours per week. And you will get to know a couple other cows really well! There is a “retirement plan” at age 5.

I hope that’s not a bull.

Ah, but can you pasteurize.

She looks better than the other milk duds.

Thankfully it wasn’t a cow pie.

Milking the interview for all its worth.