Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 17, 2024

Nonsense Broomie, there’s only one of you in the whole wide world!!!

Her problem is that they broke the mold BEFORE they made her.

Just don’t be a politician!!

That means she could be Gay!lord and be happy about it!

How about a pseudo-intellectual flightless buzzard who wears glasses and spats?

ba dum tss

Be free to be, Broomy…maybe a change of clothes will make you feel better……LOL ☺️☺️☺️❤️

Broomie we love you just as you are!

So, no matter how many powers we have, the grass is always greener on the other side.

After 1500 years, if you were any other living being you wouldn’t be living.

You are unique, Broomie. Don’t change a thing!

be happy with who you are, we were all created for a purpose, in your case it’s to make us laugh

And we love you. Warts and all.

A better response from her would be, “Somewhere where you ain’t”.

Why?? She’s very good at it! Go for success.

You’re fine just the way you are, Broomie!

It could be worse Broomie, you could be a bald, half-blind, pot-bellied buzzard. At least you have some powers.