Welcome to the Carol Burnett Show. Or sometimes, Fractured Fairytales. We like to move about. Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know. We are glad of your absolute certainty, as we were feeling a bit peckish.
Crows are very clever. They will pick at roadkill and avoid becoming roadkill themselves. They fly up as cars approach but immediately swoop back down as cars pass.
We had a large flock of crows that hung around the grain railroad cars in a nearby switching yard. They disappeared when the avian virus struck years ago, or at least went elsewhere.
Our production building had a few crows that looked down on us as when we arrived at work, scouting for scraps of food to be had before the gulls arrived from the inland lake harbor 40 miles away. We would try to carry on human-to-crow communications, but beyond a few “caws” the birds soon lost interest.
goboboyd 10 months ago
Consider that your Corvine theory may be a delusion.
nancyb creator 10 months ago
If you don’t listen to us, we will Murder you.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 10 months ago
My most recent ex-wife’s family owned a Chevrolet dealership and she drove a Corvine sometimes.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…well…
…I’m rooting for K.C. myself…
…and the Lions…
…when the Browns left for Baltimore …
…they became the second team called, The Browns to do so…
…The baseball St.Louis Browns left to become the Baltimore Orioles…
…if that wasnt bad enough …
…my high school’s nickname was, The Ravens…
…is still, The Ravens…
…and one time while working in a trailer park…
…l kept hearing, " You Who!"…
…it was a raven in a bunny cage…
…still…
…i have nothing to crow about…
…i dont have the authority…
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
Welcome to the Carol Burnett Show. Or sometimes, Fractured Fairytales. We like to move about. Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know. We are glad of your absolute certainty, as we were feeling a bit peckish.
gigagrouch 10 months ago
Well, the corvids in my neighbourhood seem to have plenty of authority…
UltraLameFest2 10 months ago
The crows in our area follow a set schedule, arriving and departing about the same time each day. Corvine airline: Your on-time aviation murmuration.
Rev Phnk Ey 10 months ago
Corvines rule.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
You have plenty, silly.
coltish1. 10 months ago
Then why do they call exclamations of victory crowing?
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
are they gathering for a murder ?
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Caw the authorities.
charles9156 10 months ago
little caw caw standing on big caw caw muttering
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Crows are very clever. They will pick at roadkill and avoid becoming roadkill themselves. They fly up as cars approach but immediately swoop back down as cars pass.
We had a large flock of crows that hung around the grain railroad cars in a nearby switching yard. They disappeared when the avian virus struck years ago, or at least went elsewhere.
Our production building had a few crows that looked down on us as when we arrived at work, scouting for scraps of food to be had before the gulls arrived from the inland lake harbor 40 miles away. We would try to carry on human-to-crow communications, but beyond a few “caws” the birds soon lost interest.
willie_mctell 10 months ago
The Corvid Cabal is behind a lot of stuff. Who do you think decides how much candy bars will shrink?
meowlin 10 months ago
Go, Corvids!
Superfrog 10 months ago
I heard it on the corvine…
davidob 10 months ago
“Beats eating crow”, he raved.
The Old Wolf 10 months ago
Mrs Drysdale: “I’m here to eat crow.”
Granny Clampett: “Wal, ye cain’t. We’re having possum!”
descabro 10 months ago
Not in my garden I hope, where you’ll be running the show.
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
Quoth the corvine.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 10 months ago
Never trust those Corvine types.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Well, the Magpie murder mysteries on PBS are an example of Corvine activities!
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The Tooninator creator 10 months ago
Straight and to the point!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
This is exciting. Three years after my first covid, I can taste orange again. Wheeeeee!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
Now that I think of it, it will be four years in a couple of weeks, since my first covid. Not three. How wonderful.
Imagine 10 months ago
Don’t over exert yourselves.