Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 10, 2024

I’m sure Andy will drink to that.

Dementia is Man’s best friend. Uh sorry, Andy’s best friend.

That town’s police force should petition the City Council to order the judge to retire.

Revolving door policy. Sounds like Canada, currently.

False moustache? Praps Judge J. sneezed?

“I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.“ Looks like Andy has 70 chances left.

We had a cop that would stop and ticket everyone, even his meal ticket. They fired him…next town hired him and shortly fired him. He was a A H

The trouble with these last chances is that they are not lasting.

Will 8 be enough?

Hasn’t this strip, been done before?

What’s that thing on the judge’s head?

Seven Come Eleven!

Catch and release. Too timely in America.

Judge Jeffers is really forgetful. Wearing Moustache in panel 1 but forgets to wear it in panel 2. Really bad case of Dementia indeed.

Andy stole the judge’s mustache! REALLY petty theft! (And that must ache!)

And none have worked either.

…and Andy has sold his homing pigeon on eBay 12 times.

To be a benevolent person, one must see no evil, speak no evil, or hear no evil.

When I was young and up before judges frequently i made sure to plead out to a lesser charge and not give the Crown enough time to get a pre-sentence report.

And that’s just this week.

I wounder if Horace Rumpole would take his case?

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Lessee here — Is today Friday? Saturday? I forgot.

I know the current “creative” team hasn’t actually drawn anything in years, but they could at least cut-and-paste more competently.

Judges wear moustache’s like their court wigs and this one flew off…

That judge is definitely forgetful. In the second panel, he forgot his moustache.

Why do British courts still wear the wigs? I would think it would be too embarrassing.

A home for the fleas, a hive for the bees, a nest for birds… (Hair)