“I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!”
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Alas, poor Dick…………
wirepunchr 10 months ago
Dick’s middle name is Whiney.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Lil never spilled a drop of tea while killing Dick! BAM!
FassEddie 10 months ago
“I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!”
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
I dig it …!
( but there’s no glory in groveling )