The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 27, 2024

Hey, the same thing has happened to me too!!!

Next, they’ll break out the champagne!

I remember that my former boss never called in sick—instead, he made everyone else sick!!

Nice matching robes!

Reading that, while I’m half asleep – it looked like it said, “I thought I heard applesauce in the background..” Sometimes being tired is amusing :D

Wait till your retirement party!! (If you make it!)

Really? Dagwood Bumstead would envy you. You Lucky dog!

I know they were glad when I missed a day, I was the Boss.

Called in sick? Or attacked by a bear?

every day when i arrived at work the secretaries would burst into tears…

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Leroy just think you have to spend the whole day with loretta

When calling in sick, tell your boss that you are throwing up, and have the runs. Go into great details. Say, when you use the bathroom, your bowel movement is watery, and you messed up three pairs of underwear.

Haha! (＾▽＾)