The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 28, 2024

Dude, are you trying to hit on her? I’m sure you can do better.

I’m one of their best customers. In fact one year they gave me an award for it. Most car repairs inside of one year.

She’s gotten her share of Customer of the Year awards. A free Steering Wheel after every 5 collisions.

BOTH of Loretta’s feet facing the viewer!

You don’t usually wait for body work!

Frequent flyer. She doesn’t wear seatbelts.

“Ever since I got a car with FlexFuel, It seems to go on fender benders.”

Frequent Crasher Discount

It really doesn’t look like he asked..

doesn’t the shop have a lane just for Loretta?

we just got our repaired car back, yay. but the insurance company that represents the guy that t-boned us in the parking lot, the guy who’s apologized profusely (in writing, even) about it being all his fault, yes, that insurance company, is still trying to haggle over the percentages of blame to be assigned…

The way Loretta dives it is no wonder she spends a lot of time at the auto repair shop

As if he would ask.

At least she got the steering wheel off her neck

Haha! (＾▽＾)