The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 01, 2024

I think death is doing him part.

Do as I say, Not as I ̶D̶o̶ DID

Reminds me of an episode on THE HONEYMOONERS, where Ralph gave his BIL-to-be “marital advice”. Nearly broke up the poor man’s marriage!

3 words: Don’t do it.

Will he get a second opinion?

“They” never listen.

How long, Leroy? MMMM, about a month….

Loretta, balance it out by giving the bride some advice.

“Right off the gate, he slipped. Well, that’s why you should’t toss rice!”

True story. At my daughter’s wedding, my shiny new son-in-law said to me, “My life is never going to be the same, is it?” I simply replied, “Duh!”

I thought that said martial for a minute.

With the bride in a strapless, sleeveless, backless “gown”, he shouldn’t need Leroy’s advice…Run, Now!

“LEROY! You’re supposed to take the rice out of the bag before you throw it!”

Leroy’s advice fits only if the groom is marrying a bride who will turn out to be another Loretta. What are the odds on that?

Unsolicited advice, if the groom has at least half a brain.

Haha! (＾▽＾)