They say that waking up is hard to do, now I know, know that it’s true. Don’t say this is the end, instead of waking up I wish that I was back to sleep again.
Three rules we learned in ’Nam: Never stand up when you can sit down. Never sit down when you can lay down. Never lay down awake when you can lay down asleep.
I walk with a morning person every morning at dawn. I rarely even remember what we talked about, even though our walks often go for a full hour or more. I would love to be a morning person. Wake up alert, all ready to do everything until you tire out, maybe early afternoon? I cannot imagine that. I sometimes can’t get really started until afternoon, although I keep trying.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago
Hold your whining for when you’ll have to go to work.
cracker65 10 months ago
I know the feeling
nosirrom 10 months ago
My cat sleeps so much I named him Tired. So I wake up Tired several times a day when I stand up.
davidob 10 months ago
Practice makes perfect.
jmworacle 10 months ago
Beetle Bailey must be thinking “Why didn’t I think of that?”
Justanolddude Premium Member 10 months ago
Good news with this strip. He is Brutus’ son and I can say that I feel like a 10 year old when I wake up. yawn.
Carl Premium Member 10 months ago
Especially on Friday.
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
i’m so tired…tired of waking…tired of waking for youuuu…
dbrucepm 10 months ago
They say that waking up is hard to do, now I know, know that it’s true. Don’t say this is the end, instead of waking up I wish that I was back to sleep again.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
There’s some days you just want to roll over and go back to sleep…
Doug K 10 months ago
It can take a lot of work to get up and get out of bed.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 10 months ago
Wilberforce Thornapple . A Born Loser born .
flemmingo 10 months ago
I just told my wife that I’m ready for my nap. I just got up but I like to get these important things out of the way early.
rhpii 10 months ago
Where’s the snooze button?
assrdood 10 months ago
Me too, kid. Me too!
And it never gets better.
GROG Premium Member 10 months ago
Wilberforce makes me tired.
DenO Premium Member 10 months ago
I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired today.
Just-me 10 months ago
I’m with you Wilberforce!
bigplayray 10 months ago
But it’s Friday! SuperBowl Friday! (Any way Both teams can loose?!?);)
raybarb44 10 months ago
Me too but it’s life whether we like it or not. Time to get up.Sadly it really doesn’t change as you get older…..
Chris 10 months ago
so does the work that needs to be done when you do get up. :p
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
It does seem that way, Wilber. I got up late today at 9:30AM and still thought I needed 40 winks more.
ladykat 10 months ago
It’s Friday; he wants a day off.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago
Bad news Wilberforce – waking up will never be easier for you than it is today!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
In my later years I’ve found the coffee makes it worth it, but I still take my time getting up.
Paul D Premium Member 10 months ago
Three rules we learned in ’Nam: Never stand up when you can sit down. Never sit down when you can lay down. Never lay down awake when you can lay down asleep.
T... 10 months ago
Too perfect Chip, nowhere to go, but cute…
oakie817 10 months ago
i know the feeling
PAR85 10 months ago
It’s difficult to wake for something you don’t enjoy, but easy when you’re going to do something fun.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
It gets worse kid………
Robert4170 10 months ago
Funny how waking up on a Saturday doesn’t make kids tired. :)
Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago
I walk with a morning person every morning at dawn. I rarely even remember what we talked about, even though our walks often go for a full hour or more. I would love to be a morning person. Wake up alert, all ready to do everything until you tire out, maybe early afternoon? I cannot imagine that. I sometimes can’t get really started until afternoon, although I keep trying.