Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2024

Obviously she’s just being coy. Go for it.

It pretty impressive she could even see Monty’s eyes.

“She went though all that effort to fit so much text on this tiny heart. She MUST like me a lot!”

Omg it’s hilariously obvious why Meddick puts as many people as possible in glasses! I certainly couldn’t do better but Monty’s bulgy/squinty eyes are cracking me up

And that’s just the written message. Be sure not to eat it.

So, love tastes like Sharpie extra fine point.

Look on the bright side Monty….some girl gave you candy on Valentine’s Day. You did better than I did.

If she got all that on a heart candy, wonder what she can fit on a grain of rice?

Not No ! ……………………… But heavens No!

He|| NO! With emphasis!

Ooo, true love. Nobody goes to that much trouble for a brush-off. If she really hated him, she would have inscribed, “I have Taser.”

“Give me your number, so I can block it.”

With society’s deplorable lack of civility, I’m not doubting there are candies out there already with insults pre-printed. And they’re being eaten by the handful by trolls in dark basements.

I was sitting at a bar, and the bartender served an extra of my usual cocktail. She said, “It’s from the woman over there,” and tilted her head toward a very pretty woman at the other end of the bar. I thought, “How nice,” and nodded to the woman in appreciation. A minute later the bartender came over, “Sorry, it wasn’t for you. It was supposed to be to him.” (A guy next to me.)

Typical Boston b….

Interesting, when he squints, Monty looks like Jarvis…

“An simple no would have worked”

It’s almost flattering.

she’d have added “i’d swallow poison first,” but she ran out of ink…