Andertoons by Mark Anderson for February 21, 2024

When conspiracy theorists line up, it’s a QueueAnon.

No this is the line to ask about queuing up.

The man wondered what he should do,

To get in the line for the queue.

So he queued for the line,

Which turned out just fine,

’Twas the queue for the line for the queue.

But of course he had to get on a waiting list first.

Accordingly, the Q don’t need to stand in line….

See today’s Aunty Acid comic.

‘See the Egress’

No, it’s the queue for the line…

Did someone give him a cue for that line?

Who knew it was the queue for the loo?

Yep….it is bad when you find out you are in the wrong line!!!!!!

No, is a queue for the line.

Forget it. Your hair’s not long enough.

Boy, is this guy queueless. :)

“Sorry, this is the waiting list for the line for the queue”

Some years ago, I attended a big job fair in my area. The fair was very disorganized, but people were automatically queuing up into lines outside the doors…

Some of the organizers began motioning people to just stampede the doors instead of forming lines and taking turns. Inside it was a mess – just crowds around employer’s tables, all shouting to be heard over each other. After having to wiggle my way around the tables to see what employers were there (the organizers never posted who would be there, or what kinds of jobs were being offered) I gave up and went home without leaving even a single resume.

If I had been one of those employers, and realized how things were transpiring, I would have gone out to talk to the people who were making their own lines.

“I wish. This is the area for people hoping to get onto the waiting list to get into the line for the queue.”

he’s just giving her a line…