FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2024

He’s reading a Victoria’s Secret catalog in a place that’s not private.

I suspect Jason is somehow involved in that “incident”

I wouldn’t assign more that 50% of the fault to Peter. Why didn’t Paige put her bike back in the rack instead of leaving it in the space where Peter parks?

Relativistic speed:“Earth-bound observers measure proper length when measuring the distance between two points that are stationary relative to the Earth. Length contraction L is the shortening of the measured length of an object moving relative to the observer’s frame.” (WWW so it must be true).

When I was little my uncle came over to visit and accidentally ran over my wagon. My little brother cried so much the he bought him a new wagon.

Peter was in a hurry to get to his catalog

Who drives, hears a crunch, and doesn’t check what it was?

I don’t think driving over it a second time will improve its condition – or that of the car, for that matter.

To be continued …