Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 25, 2024

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    SHIVA  9 months ago

    Try Silver Seniors!!!

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    Zykoic  9 months ago

    Have a heart you guys!

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    That’s a virgin?

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s funny.

    It reminds me of an SF short story about sacrificing virgin girls to a dragon, and one intended sacrifice met the dragon before the sacrifice was scheduled to happen. The dragon thought virgins were too skinny and unsatisfying. Imagine what happens next when she suggests that priests are fatter and probably better food. No, I don’t remember the book it was in. Sorry.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 9 months ago

    I prefer women that know what they’re doing. IMHO

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    In the SNL skit, he wants a “pro”.

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    SeanT  9 months ago

    Made me think about the tribe of islanders that would travel to a neighboring island inhabited to dignified lions to gather recently hatched seaguls so they could offer them to the eternal porpoises that kept their island afloat. They were arrested for transporting young gulls across stately lions for immortal porpoises.

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    Znox11  9 months ago

    That ain’t no virgin.

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    “… And long walks on the beach at sunset.”

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Picky…..picky……picky!!!!!!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Ha! The GOD has spoken. Who knew?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    An enlightened false idol – impressive!

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    I don´t know if virgins taste better than those who are not. I have never tasted either.

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    eddi-TBH  9 months ago

    Now you tell them.

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    BlueIris Premium Member 9 months ago

    (Pssst! Dan! You need an editor! “With who” should probably be just “who.”)

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