Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2024

Torturing prisoners to get a confession? Outrageous.

Smart girl, Hazy! These cops are idiots!

I wonder if Randall will leave a message for this reporter, and if she has a superpower(like bad stories make her shiver).

Steenky corrupt mainstream media.

ka-literal

Wait until Breezy’s lawyers get a hold of these guys. They think that they don’t have a lot of money, now? The judgments that her lawyers get will make the one Trump was just ordered to pay look like pennies.

I have a feeling these Alliance Villains might end up going bankrupt thanks to Randall. Also, that reporter might end up going to Los Tomatoes where Rip will end up saving her after hearing…The Call of the Wild(and this she’ll be forced to see the light before Cobra’s wedding or the Catpocalypse)!

Thus. ‘This’ is Thus in the above message(of course, the reporter could be Breezy herself or a Alliance agent already aware of the plot thanks to her potential boyfriend “Shut up, Randall!”)(the Alliance Villains’s masks and Hazy’s appearance make me think this might be a story being told by Hazy to Cobra due to recent events).

KA-FRAME!

Threatening to withhold root beer floats from Hazy? That’s just mean. >:(

“Mouthpiece” another word for Lawyer?

First Tank Tucker had to save his mother. Now, he needs to save his father, and the rest of his family.

Call her Hazy if you want, but she’s still a fireball.

No way they’ve rounded up RJ/Tank.