The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2024

she needs a giant odor eater!

I only hope the floor matches the laces now.

Maybe call in a “sole” man!

shag carpeting? That’s so 60’s!

More importantly … What is In-Soul size? How many souls can the shoe accommodate? [Or how many feet will fit into one shoe?]

Tune in tonight to see Kevin, Tom, Jenn and Mauro help her with the renovation in this week’s episode of “This Sole House”

She soled her children to pay for it.

Only shoe measured by square “footage!”

The old Neapolitan woman visited the “O Sole Mio” website, expecting to hear the soul music of her youth.

Her husband was a heel

This leaves me tongue tied.

How many angels can dance on the head of a hobnail?

Wasn’t a realtor just showing her a new house/shoe a week or so ago?

Amazon caters to Bigfoot.

Don’t forget the 200ft. laces.

She’s taking a giant step towards home ownership.

It’s not easy when you’re on a shoestring budget.

I wonder if Dr. Scholls makes house calls?

This calls for a re-BOOT

She’s strait-laced and has a lot of sole to deal with!

Is she a sole survivor?

If she’s that old, she should be to the point of downsizing. The factory has been out of business for as while.

Bigfoot is one of their best customers, and it’s hilarious watching the delivery persons struggle.

So she’s getting an orthotic.

Not enough food to feed all the kids and yet she wastes time on the internet?

Now all she needs is a sole man. Aykroyd?

The Housewives of Boot Hills.

Let us hope she is shopping for a thong shoe and not a thong bathing suit.

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if she goes with the no-frills renovator she’ll be zori…

I hope the shoe is well-grounded. That’s her sole support.