The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2024

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    ronaldspence  9 months ago

    all of those people are already in hell

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s just like home! I’m feeling sleepy already.

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    cracker65  9 months ago

    That’s taking to another level.

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    manowarrior  9 months ago

    That is just plane wrong.

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Oh for crying out loud!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago

    Where’s the open door plug? I’m outta here!

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    josballard  9 months ago

    I don’t know – nice, wide aisle, what appears to be plenty of leg room, seats separated from each other. Doesn’t seem to be an airline from H**l.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 9 months ago

    There is actually something worse. Being forced to listen to one of Trump’s stump speeches.

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    dlkrueger33  9 months ago

    At least it’s an aisle seat and not a middle one!

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    Darryl Heine  9 months ago

    This isn’t Let’s Make a Deal.

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    WorkshopGardener Premium Member 9 months ago

    I took a red-eye from Los Angeles to Atlanta with a baby that screamed for five hours.

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    jango  9 months ago

    Helll on earth with door#2. I don’t load anymore. Just rinse and stack on the counter!

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    wongo  9 months ago

    The devel you say!

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    I’ve been through door number 1 a bunch (and it’s not just grandparents). I already do most of the dishes (my wife does most of the cooking), so that’s no biggie. And I’ve been through door number 3, but not as often. If only hell would be so easy.

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    wordsmeet  9 months ago

    At least there are no animal companions…

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    makarnowski Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hell is … being impatient with your ancestors, not listening to your spouse, and disliking the sound of children.

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    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    Funny. Partly in contrast, because hell will not be so interesting and comfy. And then there’s the old, never trust a devil’s deal aspect.

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    Brian Fink  9 months ago

    I tell my wife how to load the dishwasher. So that would be her room :P At least we’d be together

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    davanden  9 months ago

    a bit ageist.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago

    I bet the devil knows which of his many doors we will choose. You see, the devil is into details!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago

    I don’t need to go to hell for that ride, I get woken up at least two or three times a night from BPH and arthritis.

    “Go ahead, Satan! Give it your best shot! I can take it!” – not a quote from Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in Big Trouble in Little China

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  9 months ago

    That’s one happy Devil! lol

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    Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    Where did the devil get all those babies? They’re born innocent.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Hopefully the emergency door will fall off, sucking him out of that hellhole.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    That door is obviously mislabeled, it should say unrest.

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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    Ahhh, big deal. It’s not like it will kill you.

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Wahhh, isn’t nearly as their screech of fingernails on a black chalkboard.

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    Lablubber   9 months ago

    No ear plugs. No door plugs either.

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    FireAnt_Hater  9 months ago

    If you get tired enough then the babies crying becomes a minor background noise.

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    I can’t sleep on a plane even when it’s quiet.

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    dawgznkatz  9 months ago

    Am I the only one wondering why there’s a plane full of babies in Hell?

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    he’s gonna have a helluva time getting any shuteye…

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