Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 16, 2024

I would have called people out on this sooner if I didn’t know Marigold would do it for me.

When there’s trouble don’t call EW!

i need to sleep.

ive been up since ten pm and i didnt sleep until ONE A.M.

Phoebe is an Anti-worm-ite? Who knew?

Judging others by how they look rather than how they act and by what they do is what’s gross. Can’t tell what’s in the package by looking at the wrapper.

Nice of Marigold to give E.W. a lift, crawling would take such a long time!

Wouldn’t “worm-ist” be someone who thinks worms are superior to other creatures?

I think worms are fine, but one with a human ear on its back is “ew”

Right. So we can cross organic composter off Phoebe’s hobby list?

That’s just race baiting.