Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for May 20, 2024

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    Ida No  6 months ago

    Hey, you can work a job when you get the flu? Sick!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 6 months ago

    I never carry coins in my pockets, and now I don’t need to explain why.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    no, no. the folks on the assembly line just lick them…

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    INTP  6 months ago

    Well, yeah, because whenever I need to cough the first thing I do is grab a handful of change…

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    donut reply  6 months ago

    Copper is antimicrobial, so only carry pennies.

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