Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 15, 2024

Easy comet, easy go.

Hey waitsaminite. Me thoughts them dinysaurs evolve into cheecken. And they not contemporary?

That’s what the dinosaurs thought!

Sceptisaurus

But it will be disastrous when it does fall.

Poppycock seems a bit harsh. Maybe balderdash or even hogwash.

i don’t think you can say hogwash anymore. they get offended.

That would have been funnier if it was a T-Rex. You know, cuz they evolved into chickens.

A manager didn’t like a lesson I created because of the hyperbole. I had stated that failure to follow safety regulations during heavy crane lifts could result in injury or death. Considering that a man was killed a month earlier at another plant I didn’t think it was excessive

Chicken Little is not the only one to make a mistake about a fallen acorn: https://www DOT wfla DOT com/news/florida/florida-deputy-mistakes-falling-acorn-for-gunshot-opens-fire-on-patrol-vehicle-where-man-detained/

How did that chicken survive? Maybe he is the Micky D’s nugget breed?

Doesn’t matter how big the piece is. It will be enough.

Complacency…..yikes

Let’s stego break from all this panic.

Meteor: lol just a sec….

It may indeed be that only a small piece of the sky will be falling, but it’s going to have a pretty big impact.