The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 24, 2024

a shocking development

Jo is a real electro-cutie.

Wrong Jolene … no flaming locks of auburn hair.

Dolly has the “pardon”, but Jolene has the “power”…

Good one!

Jolene had training in her previous occupation making and serving “fried” foods!

She’s giving him a trip to Dollywired.

Well, hello Dolly!

…even though you can.

What happens when they realize that he’s the wrong man – that he’s not Dolly’s man?

She will always love him.

In other current events a man amped up on energy drinks charged through an electric fence and was shocked at the negative reactions

Methinks they’ll be carrying him out on a dolly.

funny

Pardon me, but could you pardon me?

No reprieve for you, buddy.

chortle

A man is about to be executed in real life and he’s hoping for a reprieve but they’re going ahead with it!

Dolly Parton is a jewel of nature.

Then the switch accidentally drops when she reaches for the phone XD!!

How did this one get past the editor?

In the song Jolene was a redhead.

I saw her on a special after 9/11. They called the counter-offensive shock and awe. She glanced at her chest and said you want shock and awe?Of course, this is a different kind of shock

I’m calling about your car’s extended warranty

Cremation the thousand volt twelve amp way….zitttt, poof, gone.

Most executions take place outside of normal business hours. Dolly works 9 to 5.

She has all her starving kids in a frying pan.