UFO by Graham Harrop for February 10, 2024

You were so close.

Oooh, that’s a Purple Slime Patkzoolie! They are rumored to be very Wealthy. And they taste good too!

Uncle Stonebender was in NYC when a flying saucer landed at a construction site. Peering through a peephole in the construction fence, Uncle SB saw a six foot cat descend the gangway, walking on its hind legs. It walked up to the fence, purred, extruded a claw, and ripped the board with the peephole in it out of the funce. Then he ate it and gave a satisfied burp.

Everyone was panicking, but Uncle SB calmed them down. “Have no fear!” he said. “It’s just a flying peephole eater!”

The planet is both far and distant? Wow, it must really be far and distant. As opposed to all the planets that are far or distant but not both.

Far in a spatial sense and distant in a social sense.

There is no doubt he has to work on his (…for the lack of a better word,) ’’people’’ skills.

Insulting a guest is a no no, twit! ☺️☺️☺️

After a warm shower and a good sleep in a nice soft bed, he might have been the best guest ever, but we’ll never know now.

Ha!!!!!

You earned it!

Cyril receiving on the job training how speaking a foreign language can be fraught with misunderstandings …

FRANK NELSON

(of the Jack Benny Show)

That is whom the snooty clerk resembles.

In my hometown of Jasper, Alabama, a radio station tower recently disappeared, along with the transmitter equipment at the remote tower location. Is it possible this equipment was ‘spirited up’ to the planet UFO???

https://community-Journal.com/2024/02/jasper-radio-station-tower-stolen/