Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 30, 2024

Those are DEFINITELY a scam.

It doesn’t work for me, either. Doing it makes me feel a little better.

Some people eat to live. Me, I live to eat.

“I think the Devil makes me gain weight, so maybe I should exorcise.”

That’s a load off of what passes for my mind.

According to most of what I read: good diet and exercise do little to extend one’s lifespan, they just make what years you do have more enjoyable.

Well then, all you have to do is take this little pill. Only $5000… ㋛

Stitch yer mouth shut. Give it a rest sug. All ya can eat thru a straw.

Some lady once told me that the way my wife would get rid of 200 pounds of ugly fat was to divorce me. ;-}

Same here.

No pain…..always gain!!!!!!

There should be “an app for that”.

Seriously. “Eat better, move more” is so overrated even tho it works pretty well for many ; )

Remember: FAT PEOPLE WHO EXERCISE REGULARLY ARE HEALTHIER THAN SKINNY PEOPLE WHO DON’T…..

Your butt is wide, well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

‘Cause I’m the queen of cellulite

Ham on, ham on

Ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break

I’m too much woman for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I’ve got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I’ve never used a phone booth

And I’ve never seen my toes

When I’m goin’ to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I’m fat (fat)

I’m fat, come on (really really fat)

You know I’m fat (fat)

I’m fat, you know it (really really fat)

You know I’m fat (fat)

I’m fat, come on, you know (really really fat)

Get an analog scale that lies to you, takes very little effort.