I did – I still get lemons. Rotten too.
First sensible response I’ve ever heard!
If life gives you lemons, throw ’em into a quart of vodka.— Red Green
https://notalwaysright.Com/life-without-coffee-is-a-scream/80522/
https://notalwaysright.Com/surely-it-would-be-quicker-to-drink-coffee-at-home/263210/
https://notalwaysright.Com/theres-no-accounting-for-taste/68031/
https://notalwaysright.Com/some-customers-are-completely-see-through-part-2/71550/
https://notalwaysright.Com/when-coffee-tastes-are-too-well-grounded/70780/
Well, that depends. I do want coffee first thing in the morning. But if I’m very thirsty a glass of lemonade will hit the spot much better than coffee.
Does that work?
“… it’s a common tale but true …”
If life gives you lemons – you’re living the wrong life. It’s time you started living right.
If you don’t bite them….you want feel the pain!
Best advice ever!
I’d rather have beer.
Me, I want a cocktail with said lemons.
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult.
Make mine wine please.
if life gives you lemons throw in your own sugar and have some lemonade
Lemons — yes!
Coffee — gag.
Wing ’em back and add a few. (Calvin)
seanfear 6 months ago
I did – I still get lemons. Rotten too.
blunebottle 6 months ago
First sensible response I’ve ever heard!
FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago
If life gives you lemons, throw ’em into a quart of vodka.— Red Green
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
https://notalwaysright.Com/life-without-coffee-is-a-scream/80522/
https://notalwaysright.Com/surely-it-would-be-quicker-to-drink-coffee-at-home/263210/
https://notalwaysright.Com/theres-no-accounting-for-taste/68031/
https://notalwaysright.Com/some-customers-are-completely-see-through-part-2/71550/
https://notalwaysright.Com/when-coffee-tastes-are-too-well-grounded/70780/
Macushlalondra 6 months ago
Well, that depends. I do want coffee first thing in the morning. But if I’m very thirsty a glass of lemonade will hit the spot much better than coffee.
TStyle78 6 months ago
Does that work?
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
“… it’s a common tale but true …”
CorkLock 6 months ago
If life gives you lemons – you’re living the wrong life. It’s time you started living right.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
If you don’t bite them….you want feel the pain!
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
Best advice ever!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
I’d rather have beer.
jmworacle 6 months ago
Me, I want a cocktail with said lemons.
Julie478 Premium Member 6 months ago
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult.
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member 6 months ago
Make mine wine please.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
if life gives you lemons throw in your own sugar and have some lemonade
JLChi 6 months ago
Lemons — yes!
Coffee — gag.
Janet Davis Premium Member 6 months ago
Wing ’em back and add a few. (Calvin)