Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 03, 2024

I did – I still get lemons. Rotten too.

First sensible response I’ve ever heard!

If life gives you lemons, throw ’em into a quart of vodka.— Red Green

https://notalwaysright.Com/life-without-coffee-is-a-scream/80522/

https://notalwaysright.Com/surely-it-would-be-quicker-to-drink-coffee-at-home/263210/

https://notalwaysright.Com/theres-no-accounting-for-taste/68031/

https://notalwaysright.Com/some-customers-are-completely-see-through-part-2/71550/

https://notalwaysright.Com/when-coffee-tastes-are-too-well-grounded/70780/

Well, that depends. I do want coffee first thing in the morning. But if I’m very thirsty a glass of lemonade will hit the spot much better than coffee.

Does that work?

“… it’s a common tale but true …”

If life gives you lemons – you’re living the wrong life. It’s time you started living right.

If you don’t bite them….you want feel the pain!

Best advice ever!

I’d rather have beer.

Me, I want a cocktail with said lemons.

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult.

Make mine wine please.

if life gives you lemons throw in your own sugar and have some lemonade

Lemons — yes!

Coffee — gag.

Wing ’em back and add a few. (Calvin)