Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 24, 2024

… and other parts that should not be mentioned…

Change your definition of treat.

This is not a good way to treat yourself.

Been there done that.

The pleasure of eating and drinking excessively, believe me, is paid for with age.

I treat myself as I would have others treat me. Not that they do, but…

Binge food: The stuff of half-life.

for most dieters “treat yourself” is the mantra of those who always dieting.

I did treat myself to lunch on Friday. It is just as Aunty says.

Oh, Boy! Can I ever relate, Auntie!

Prudence…..my dear!!!!!

not to mention your heart, liver, & kidneys!

Well if you didn’t own stock in the Tahiti Treat Vodka company then you wouldn’t have that problem.

Perhaps if you treated yourself as you would treat others it wouldn’t come to that.

Gawd, that and “you deserve it”—two of the slyest (?) little adverts that American capitalism ever coined . . .

I’ve reached the age where I figure treating myself is ok. I’d rather not die thin and miserable, I want to die fat, dumb, and happy!

If it wasn’t for a superbra her knees would be chaffed.