Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 26, 2024

I don’t have Alexa or Siri or any object that will listen to me whether I want it to or not.

thank you for representing my case.

Hubby listens, he just forgets everything. He’s always been like this. Dad’s stubborn. I’d be floored if I were listened to on a regular basis.

My household irrelevance increases with age like Entropy.

Did she say something?

Huh?

Big Brother is Watching You.

Huh? What? Did you say something Aunty? Sorry, we weren’t listening.

Surprise!!!!!!!

I don’t either. I don’t want it reporting back to Google what I’ve been doing.

I testified at a murder trial. Later I joked that since I was a high-school science teacher, I wasn’t used to having an entire room full of people hanging on every word I said.

if only my wife didn’t listen to me… ☺