The 26th was my 18th anniversary. I forgot. (so did Mrs, so I am not in dutch!) Her twin brother was married the same date, 10 years later. This year she was attending the wedding of the daughter of one her friends. Tonight, dinner at some fancy place to say we did celebrate.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
SHE’S the keystone predator. You’re the sperm donor.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Keystone predator, as in Keystone Cops.
juicebruce 9 months ago
You are in trouble now !
jagedlo 9 months ago
I don’t think this is going to end well!
rmercer Premium Member 9 months ago
Thank Goodness for 1-panel cartoons…
TMMILLER Premium Member 9 months ago
The 26th was my 18th anniversary. I forgot. (so did Mrs, so I am not in dutch!) Her twin brother was married the same date, 10 years later. This year she was attending the wedding of the daughter of one her friends. Tonight, dinner at some fancy place to say we did celebrate.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 9 months ago
Gonna be a dead lion.
Funniguy 9 months ago
You don’t need to tell her, she knows.
uniquename 9 months ago
“On the other hand, maybe there’s an elephant someplace that I can take down…”
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
But but, she’s vicious when she’s mad….
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Show her your favour and give her a litter of cubs.
Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m not lion. I though she was going to leave me when I forgot.
Malph 9 months ago
Cowardly lion.
prrdh 9 months ago
‘Keystone’ predator? I didn’t know their were lions in Pennsylvania, outside of zoos.
ladykat 9 months ago
She will slap you silly.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
Keystone; the stone at the apex of an arch that keeps the structure in place
Slowly, he turned... 9 months ago
wrong answer!!!
Charlie Tuba 9 months ago
Her birthday only comes every four years!
mpolo11 Premium Member 9 months ago
But she is a she-lion.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
“… because I’m a lion.”
Holden Awn 9 months ago
“I’ll wait a bit…she’s with her bffs right now, and I’ve seen those girls in action…
KEA 9 months ago
There’s bravery… and then there’s foolhardiness
raybarb44 9 months ago
There’s bravery and then there’s stupidity…….
byword84646 9 months ago
Beautiful artwork, as always.
nostall 9 months ago
… and then run like hell!
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
Oh, fella – you’re toast!
bwswolf 9 months ago
Good “LUCK” with that …… ;)
Palani56 9 months ago
Love it, too funny.
elgrecousa Premium Member 9 months ago
Unfortunately the metaphor is too real in human terms.
saylorgirl 9 months ago
Male lions do hunt until they have a lioness to hunt for them. Male lions are also good fathers too. They watch the pride while mommy hunts.
erinurse2000 9 months ago
oooh, you’re toast, Simba!
aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago
This guy can draw