The 26th was my 18th anniversary. I forgot. (so did Mrs, so I am not in dutch!) Her twin brother was married the same date, 10 years later. This year she was attending the wedding of the daughter of one her friends. Tonight, dinner at some fancy place to say we did celebrate.
BE THIS GUY 10 months ago
SHE’S the keystone predator. You’re the sperm donor.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Keystone predator, as in Keystone Cops.
juicebruce 10 months ago
You are in trouble now !
jagedlo 10 months ago
I don’t think this is going to end well!
rmercer Premium Member 10 months ago
Thank Goodness for 1-panel cartoons…
TMMILLER Premium Member 10 months ago
The 26th was my 18th anniversary. I forgot. (so did Mrs, so I am not in dutch!) Her twin brother was married the same date, 10 years later. This year she was attending the wedding of the daughter of one her friends. Tonight, dinner at some fancy place to say we did celebrate.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 months ago
Gonna be a dead lion.
Funniguy 10 months ago
You don’t need to tell her, she knows.
uniquename 10 months ago
“On the other hand, maybe there’s an elephant someplace that I can take down…”
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
But but, she’s vicious when she’s mad….
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
Show her your favour and give her a litter of cubs.
Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m not lion. I though she was going to leave me when I forgot.
Malph 10 months ago
Cowardly lion.
prrdh 10 months ago
‘Keystone’ predator? I didn’t know their were lions in Pennsylvania, outside of zoos.
ladykat 10 months ago
She will slap you silly.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 10 months ago
Keystone; the stone at the apex of an arch that keeps the structure in place
Slowly, he turned... 10 months ago
wrong answer!!!
Charlie Tuba 10 months ago
Her birthday only comes every four years!
mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago
But she is a she-lion.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
“… because I’m a lion.”
Holden Awn 10 months ago
“I’ll wait a bit…she’s with her bffs right now, and I’ve seen those girls in action…
KEA 10 months ago
There’s bravery… and then there’s foolhardiness
raybarb44 10 months ago
There’s bravery and then there’s stupidity…….
byword84646 10 months ago
Beautiful artwork, as always.
nostall 10 months ago
… and then run like hell!
Lady loves a joke 10 months ago
Oh, fella – you’re toast!
bwswolf 10 months ago
Good “LUCK” with that …… ;)
Palani56 10 months ago
Love it, too funny.
elgrecousa Premium Member 10 months ago
Unfortunately the metaphor is too real in human terms.
saylorgirl 10 months ago
Male lions do hunt until they have a lioness to hunt for them. Male lions are also good fathers too. They watch the pride while mommy hunts.
erinurse2000 10 months ago
oooh, you’re toast, Simba!
aussie399 Premium Member 7 months ago
This guy can draw