Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 12, 2024

The talking dead…..

fair point, I’ll give him that one.

What do you call a zombie DJ?

A dead beat.

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Why didn’t the Zombie want to go to school?

He was feeling a little rotten.

i really wonder if when aliens fly past earth if they lock their doors??

Especially when covered by a MAGA hat.

MTG and her MAGA friends prove that every time they open their mouths.

Thought they were already there.

Low hanging fruit.

The DC-based musical comedy group The Capitol Steps often said they were formed when asked to put on a nativity play with co-workers. They were all congressional staffers and said they took a different direction when they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

In my opinion, they’ve already been there. That’s why we have so many problems—nothing to work with ! ! ! !

couldn’t agree more

Nor will vampires. Blood needs hearts to pump it.

Well that’s a no-brainer.

ZING!!!! Great comment, Cosmo!

well, duh

The brains are all the politicians who decided to step down.

Doesn’t say much for the people that elected them!

Too many already there.

Actually, they already have.

No brain, no pain.

No pain, no gain.

No gain, in vain.

Hahaha! Well done.

LOL…… that’s a great one G/S

The government needs to begin stockpiling Purina Zombie Chow for such emergencies in every state capitol.

Good one. I like it.

One zombie who had been a cowboy attempted it, just to check it out. Spat out the result and warned the others: “There’s something in there, all right, but it ain’t brains. Reminds me of what the cows used to deposit in the meadow.”