For some reason I got a recommendation in my youtube videos for a video titled “Feeding your exes to our reptiles for valentine’s day”. It’s from a youtube channel centered around snakes. They asked their Patreon backers for names of the backers’ exes, then named their feeding animals (rodents and cockroaches) after these exes and fed them to their reptiles.
I could buy her that gigantic expensive card… or buy her a nice bottle of wine. Hmmm… decisions, decisions…. If only the wine had a giant spinning heart with music and confetti.
Go even more cliche… get her a negligee with spinning tassels and confetti and music. Classic newlywed rookie mistake. “But honey, it IS for you. You’ll look so good in it! Try it on and I’ll tell ya!”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
I was looking at VD cards and this is so true. Some are big, fancy and insanely expensive!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
I always got a bottle of wine and a balloon. Best ever!
markkahler52 9 months ago
No Dollar Tree hound, you!!
alien011 9 months ago
For some reason I got a recommendation in my youtube videos for a video titled “Feeding your exes to our reptiles for valentine’s day”. It’s from a youtube channel centered around snakes. They asked their Patreon backers for names of the backers’ exes, then named their feeding animals (rodents and cockroaches) after these exes and fed them to their reptiles.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
It’s the quality not quantity that counts! ☺️❤️☺️❤️
wrytercat 9 months ago
Many of the younger guys were spending $70 on large teddy bears, flowers (esp. roses), & heart shaped boxes of chocolates!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 9 months ago
Card prices are a pain in the bud.
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
Is it Valentine’s Day?
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
I could buy her that gigantic expensive card… or buy her a nice bottle of wine. Hmmm… decisions, decisions…. If only the wine had a giant spinning heart with music and confetti.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Some cards just won’t admit they have a problem.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 9 months ago
Gotta keep Hallmark’s profit margin up there dude.
gregcartoon Premium Member 9 months ago
Go even more cliche… get her a negligee with spinning tassels and confetti and music. Classic newlywed rookie mistake. “But honey, it IS for you. You’ll look so good in it! Try it on and I’ll tell ya!”
Brutus P. Thornapple creator 9 months ago
It’s the thought that counts, Norm.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
i went to the pantry, picked out the most valentine’s-like chocolate i could find, and placed it tastefully on the dining room table…