Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 01, 2024

…..Makes no difference who you are…..

Politicians are like stars. Dense balls of hot gas.

Awful light out to see a dwarf star.

All of you look the same to me!

When I read “red supergiant,” I still think “U.S.S.R” sometimes.

If you’re a white star, why are you yellow?

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse

White dwarf stars burn hotter than red giants and are therefore more powerful when it comes to wishes.

5 Billion years, don’t hold your breath.

We need a supernova to bring peace on earth. We need to start over.

Visualize whirled peas.

No, he said he wanted whirled peas. That shouldn’t be too difficult, even for a white dwarf star.

White dwarf star, would that be the same as a midget cracker star? Asking for a friend.

If you want world peace, wish on the sun when it goes supernova!

And the endorsement of a bevy of old-style beauty contestants. :)

If you want to wish on a red super giant, just say its name three times.Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse…

There was an episode of X-Files where Mulder met a genie and wished for world peace. The solution was to remove all other humans from the planet.

And even then, it still wouldn’t be big enough.