The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 17, 2024

Knowing Chief the raise was only fifty cents per day. Rancid even in his sleeping.

Hold him to it. Watching Veeblefester squirm is worth the cost of any raise.

The “chief” MUST have been having a …..“nightmare!!!!”

;-)

Born Loser at his finest…

Come on, now. How can the Chief keep up his “Trillionaire” image if he goes around giving raises to his employees?

Darn it.

Sounds more like one of Thorny’s dreams.

And it’s not even April 1st.

It sounds like a Veeblefester practical joke. “Ha! I told Thorny I was talking in my sleep!”

Brutus runs afoul of Veeblefester’s predilection for horseradish, soy sauce and sauerkraut sandwiches before bed.

What a complete and utter disaster! ☹️

Wait, Brutus, let me get this straight. Bossman calls you up in the middle of the night to raise your salary in his sleep. And, how do you know Bossman was sleeping?

In my bachelor days – long ago – if I had asked my neighbor across the fence that question, Guess who called me in the middle of the night? I was hoping the answer would have been, Raquel Welch? Sophia Loren? or Gina Lollobrigida? rather than the Chief? Even instead of the Chief calling, I would have settled for Agent 99.

Arnie wearing green on St Pats day. Brutus cannot win day nor night. No wonder Brutus doesn’t waste money on lottery tickets.

well, you got a raise in his dreams at least… :D

It figures .

Poor Brutus loses without even getting out of bed. So how did the Chief realize what he had done and did he call Brutus back? Bet that was something.

prank call…

Bad news is that the BOSS knows AND can dial Brutus’s phone number in his sleep and THAT would really concern me if I were him…….

Did you record it?

Blah!

It was probably just someone pranking Brutus with an AI altered phone call from Rancid.

It’s a pity, because Brutus definitely deserves a big raise for coping with the Chief every day.

That call is worse than the spam calls we get. That was hurtful, not annoying. The timing maybe was annoying, though. Brutus can ask Wilberforce how to block calls he doesn’t want and when he doesn’t want them.