Monty by Jim Meddick for March 24, 2024

To arm wrestle you first need arms, not twigs.

2 outta 3 (hic).

I’m not good at all at wrist wrestling, but I’ve got some kind of trick elbow that prevents my arm from bending so far that the back of my hand hits the table, so I just usually wait for the person who starts off moving me to within an inch or 2 of the table to sweat and strain and huff and puff trying to get it to go the rest of the way. Meanwhile, I just sit there and watch him try, not really exerting much energy at all, until he gets so frustrated that he lifts his own elbow off the table to try to press down harder, at which point I call foul. This used to work almost every time until I ran into a contest where every bout was called in favor of whoever had leverage after 60 seconds.

If you can’t beat ’em … come up with an excuse.

At least the dismount was entertaining.

E.B. must have turned off his hearing devices.

He must be a scream at beer pong.

Monty didn’t stand a chance against that guy, he actually has arms while poor Monty is sporting a couple of spaghetti sticks! I don’t know how he even picks up his beer with those noodles lol

Huh. I have that problem too, but with a different kind of wrestling.

Who has beer muscles, raise your hands.

Cute mug ya got there, fella!

Monty’s really into elbow bending.

I love the facial expressions Meddick draws. So funny !

Geez. I thought they were just holding hands! :)

That makes sense. In a sense. But the fact that guy’s bicep is twice as big as Monty’s thigh might be a more cogent issue.