He was after a pullet surprise.
Perhaps the question should be: How did the chicken cross the road?
How chicken nuggets got invented.
The giblets, Rover. Nothing but the giblets.
At least he didn’t chicken out!
To prove to the opossum it could be done….
Road kill for the crows and magpies!
Roasted!
None of them. The chicken was splattered.
haven’t heard from mymontana lately. hope you’re ok.
What came first, the egg or the chicken crossing the road?
Oh, how silly
The BBQ legs and hot wings.
To get to the rooster
Only the parts the crows and vultures took to the other side.
The live part ….. of course ….. Rover ….. used the crosswalk …….. ;)
He crossed the road to get to the KFC
My father insisted that the original riddle was, “Why did the chicken cross the road when a car was coming,” to distract you from the obvious answer. He grew up on a farm with feral chickens and a dirt road.
The funny parts?
To become chicken peices.
November 20, 2013
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
He was after a pullet surprise.
a sage 7 months ago
Perhaps the question should be: How did the chicken cross the road?
pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago
How chicken nuggets got invented.
bobpeters61 7 months ago
The giblets, Rover. Nothing but the giblets.
Catfeet Premium Member 7 months ago
At least he didn’t chicken out!
zerotvus 7 months ago
To prove to the opossum it could be done….
flemmingo 7 months ago
Road kill for the crows and magpies!
royq27 7 months ago
Roasted!
ladykat 7 months ago
None of them. The chicken was splattered.
bmts1234 7 months ago
haven’t heard from mymontana lately. hope you’re ok.
Ermine Notyours 7 months ago
What came first, the egg or the chicken crossing the road?
mymontana 7 months ago
Oh, how silly
mleannw 7 months ago
The BBQ legs and hot wings.
oakie9531 7 months ago
To get to the rooster
Saurischia 7 months ago
Only the parts the crows and vultures took to the other side.
bwswolf 7 months ago
The live part ….. of course ….. Rover ….. used the crosswalk …….. ;)
markkahler52 7 months ago
He crossed the road to get to the KFC
WilliamMedlock 7 months ago
My father insisted that the original riddle was, “Why did the chicken cross the road when a car was coming,” to distract you from the obvious answer. He grew up on a farm with feral chickens and a dirt road.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
The funny parts?
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
To become chicken peices.