Beth doesn’t want a relationship because she’s getting nailed every night.
Beth finds out she’s preggo, though it could be from any man she closes the bar with.
Gil sells the airplane to pay for the ab0rt10n. Takes more time off from coaching.
Interim head coach Gregggg Hammmm leads Milford to the State Beep Baseball Championship in a thrilling win. Final score: no one knows because the scoreboard is in Braille.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a strip like this 1. The BB team plays VT for the championship 2. Toby makes a shot after the buzzer sounds 3. The refs rule that he made it before buzzer but Gil knows he didn’t 4. What does Gil do ?
I haven’t seen a hand that big since Jerry’s date was cracking open his lobster for him. And speaking of cracking, you should get cracking on reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Yesterday she took off her tie and unbuttoned her blouse. Today her lips are more red, her eyes are more blue and she’s not wearing any pants. When will Gil wake up?
Does it make any sense that a high school coach of the year banquet is so far away that you need to fly there? Do the high school teams fly to away games?
On 3/5 Beth’s hair was in pig tails, her hair is now down and combed out. She had to leave Gil at the Bar for a while I guess to get rid of whatever she had lined up or prepare for Gil.
bfwndtd316 9 months ago
really wish this strip didn’t jump the shark months ago. I used ot enjoy it
Klubble 9 months ago
P3: Is this the Count Thorpula scene?
Klubble 9 months ago
Seems the COTY is a bit rigged.
stevecox2114 9 months ago
I would love to read a sports themed comic strip. Do you folks know of any?
Gil-doh! 9 months ago
P3: “Mole…errr…I mean, no.”
Gil-doh! 9 months ago
P4: “Bite me!”
Charks 9 months ago
T-Rex on the loose.
smoore47 9 months ago
I’d like to get more sports and not as many dramas, but this budding relationship is kind of cute, though.
Irish53 9 months ago
More of whiggys meat hook art, as usual
mgbbobby 9 months ago
Get a room for goodness sakes
PatIrish 9 months ago
Then through the bar door walked Gil’s assistant coach, Willie Getsum…
Polish Pride 9 months ago
No that makes you an underachiever
That kid with Marfan 9 months ago
P4: Gil [Puts his hand up Beth’s skirt] “Depends?”
Beth: “Always”
Gil: “Then I guess you’re NOT a dinosaur”
That kid with Marfan 9 months ago
Prediction:
Gil nails Beth.
Beth doesn’t want a relationship because she’s getting nailed every night.
Beth finds out she’s preggo, though it could be from any man she closes the bar with.
Gil sells the airplane to pay for the ab0rt10n. Takes more time off from coaching.
Interim head coach Gregggg Hammmm leads Milford to the State Beep Baseball Championship in a thrilling win. Final score: no one knows because the scoreboard is in Braille.
Coach Luke gets into some wacky shenanigans.
bearwku82 9 months ago
Grass is good as carpet, anyplace is fine.
It’s time to get to rocking’, babe, it’s time to make it shine.
Tell ‘em we’ll be dancing, dancing ’til we drop.
It’s time to get down and do the horizontal bop.
Irish53 9 months ago
Zzzzzz….
James St. John Smythe 9 months ago
Beth did indeed soak her hands in Palmolive.
artegal 9 months ago
Isn’t Gil a WWII vet? He must be about 200 years old by now.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m guessing GoComics success is judged not by the # of likes, but the # of comments. Good, Bad, it doesn’t matter, just the total number??
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
move the fruit slice case over if your gonna do the nasty on the bar
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
boozed up gil thinks for a second does she want me to talk to the hand ?
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
man she has that lipstick on thick does she know how hard that is to get that off a certain body part if she does what I want her to do
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
meemaw sighting in the comic strip bliss today
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] 9 months ago
Meanwhile the BB team is in revolt they refuse to say the “Old Mother Hubbard” rhyme as they play
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] 9 months ago
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a strip like this 1. The BB team plays VT for the championship 2. Toby makes a shot after the buzzer sounds 3. The refs rule that he made it before buzzer but Gil knows he didn’t 4. What does Gil do ?
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KazDojo 9 months ago
Careful, lovebirds — you’ll get Bar Keepers Friend in your nethers.
MrBuckyhead Premium Member 9 months ago
Here’s hoping Henry and Rod know more about sex than they know about sports
Mopman 9 months ago
I haven’t seen a hand that big since Jerry’s date was cracking open his lobster for him. And speaking of cracking, you should get cracking on reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/03/07/gil-knows-how-to-woo-the-ladies/
metals24 9 months ago
Yesterday she took off her tie and unbuttoned her blouse. Today her lips are more red, her eyes are more blue and she’s not wearing any pants. When will Gil wake up?
mstgator 9 months ago
So is Henry taking over writing “Milford After Dark” too?
That kid with Marfan 9 months ago
Tomorrow: Ultimate frisbee tryouts
crettawva 9 months ago
I like the Gil and Beth story so far. After all that bad luck. Its time for Gil to enjoy a warm Beth…. or 2.
tdrewhardin 9 months ago
“Don’t you have a game to coach?”
kevinclark 9 months ago
Does it make any sense that a high school coach of the year banquet is so far away that you need to fly there? Do the high school teams fly to away games?
jayesquire 9 months ago
Who’s yelling “STOP” in P1?If that’s Beth’s right hand her mouth SHOULD BE to the left. Not out of the frame to the right. Or so one would think.
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] 9 months ago
On 3/5 Beth’s hair was in pig tails, her hair is now down and combed out. She had to leave Gil at the Bar for a while I guess to get rid of whatever she had lined up or prepare for Gil.