Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 26, 2024

So many miles!!!

Can I get an upgrade to business?

I’d be more concerned about their APR!!!

EVERYBODY is always wanting to sell you credit!

And your next probe will be half off.

Yeah, you just WAIT till you get our first bill!!

Sign up a friend or family member and your next probe is free.

The only problem is, that card can only be used in their galaxy. Plus they ask some very probing questions during the approval process…

I’m holding out for the alien cash back.

How many “points” in a light year?

They noticed he almost has all the holes punched on his “frequent abduction” card.

Aaaaah. Good to know….don’t hold your breath, though…I hate flying

Visa…it’s EVERYWHERE you want to be.

Don’t forget to visit the gift shop before you go home.

“No thanks. And you really needn’t bother about coming back for another abduction.”

What did the lawyer say when abducted by aliens?

“Probe? Oh no!”

Would you please put on some clothes? We are a family safe planet.

I’m guessing protesting individual charges would be difficult.

Sign me up. I pay my balances at the end of every cycle of Pluto…….

Can I get seated in the “non-probing” section next time?