Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for February 19, 2024

I like cherries, but that call smells fishy to me.

I guess that’s better than wooden teeth.

If it were to smell like the current political climate…ugh!!

Decades ago, I donated to the FOP, because my friend was dating a cop! And til this day I get annoying, persistent calls sometimes twice a day…!

They won’t stop talking, and I tell them I’m not donating, so I’m forced to just hang up! ☹️

I am assuming it is a scented Evergreen shaped Cherry tree. Which the police can pull you over for an obstructed view. Especially if you have four of them hanging from your review mirror.

Then, they will notice the knob on your steering wheel. Oops.

FOP backed t**** and will NEVER get another cent from me!

hang up chop chop.

Happy gaze adoringly at your paper currency and coinage day. Don’t let it get away!

Norm: “I can not tell a lie, I don’t want my car to smell like cherries.”

Don’t fall for it, Norm!