Berkeley Mews by Ben Zaehringer for February 20, 2024

That’s probably why aliens lock their doors when they pass by Earth.

Peaceful co-existence is alien to much of earthling culture.

Welp… that about sums it up.

They look like female aliens! Where’s Captain Kirk when you need him?

There are billions of other planets with life out there, aliens. Poke around a little. Trust me, this isn’t the place you want.