The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 04, 2024

he probably has a haddock!

“Come closer. I can’t hear you.”

Coincidence – Rhymes With Orange over in CK has an anglerfish joke today.

This comic is pretty deep today!

Greta the angler fish: “I turned it off because I want to be alone”

Check the rear, I’ve got a blinker for you officer.

Careful officer. He look like he gonna eats you.

Remember “Fish Police?” Few do…

And … by the way … What are you doing way up here at the surface?

They found what they believe is a new species of sea toad, which is a type of angler fish on a seamount off the coast of Chile. It can walk on the sea floor. https://www. nationalgeographic. com/ animals/article/walking-fish-deep-sea-new-species-chile

Angler-fish and Chips

He’s trying to get it fixed, but he keeps eating the repair-fish.

ACAB (All Cops Are Bass)?

Oy! I’m on my way now to have it fixed….

Traffic carp

“Sir, you’re probably wondering why I pulled you over. This is a 65-mile-an-hour zone. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

“Oh, wow, man, no, sorry. 70? 75?”

“18”

“But Officer, we’re supposed to dim our lights when we’re near a school.”

Can you hear me … blink twice if you can. A good friend applied to drive the Brownie and Girl Scout bus, but they were only hiring the deaf.

That fish face reminds me of the front of the 1949 Buick I owned many years ago.

That was his 20th demerit, now he has to swim in the driving school for 6 weeks