The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 05, 2024

Even more abbreviated than haiku, and it works so… well done!

Hey Dude – yeah you dude.

Where did I park my car, dude.

Oh, wait I didn’t even drive.

I’m too high to use

Right number of syllables

In my lame Hiku

Beyond me today," I had a little ball, i bounced it off the wall, that’s all!" !

And it’s midnight.

should be 5-7-5 not 3-5-3

His highku comes up short of what a haiku would deliver.

A Haiku: 1st line: 5 syllables. 2nd line: 7 syllables. 3rd line: 5 syllables.

His Highku: 1st line: 3 syllables. 2nd line: 5 syllables. 3rd line: 3 syllables

He drives a car with 3 seats up front, 5 in the middle and 3 in the rear. Its a highkubaru

Whoa! I feel funny

And I want to laugh a lot

But mostly just eat.

Now I snack.

The Dude abides

Totally. Sometimes I miss the 60s/70s…

Giggle giggle. The end.

More like “Lowku”.

Dave… Dave!… Dave’s not here!

In a cloud of smoke,Elevated thoughts take flight,High above the world. (Anonymous).

There should be

Six more syllables?

Too much work.

Funny

Doobie, or not doobie, that is the question.

only 13 syllables. That must be the correct number of units for a Highku.

Flower bud gives you the munchies? Oh bee serious..

Highku drifter.

I don’t like haikus.

They’re too short to be much fun,

And they never rhyme.

Snap, snap, snap

O, and what PRETTY flower, bud and food! But I’m wide awake…Oh, that’s the other stuff kicking in…..

And, here, all this time, I thought haiku was the quarter back said to the center on a Japanese Football team!

That’s " High, COOL, Daddy-oh."