The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 09, 2024

his mom was right though, he really was not sure what he would get…

That’s Forrest Gump for you youngsters out there who never saw it.

Yeah, but Mikey likes it!

One should never question Sally Field!

“Life? Don’t talk to me about life!” -Marvin

…like a box of chocolates that many have been bitten into to see what’s inside.

i guess he never ate chocolate-flavoured Life

Actually, it tastes kind of game-y.

Switch to Cocoa Puffs…

Who’s this guy? Forrest Grump?!

Yes, but Mikey likes it!

Run, Forrest, Run!

Would you beliefs it more like a box of shrimps?

Maybe Forrest should ask Mikey? He likes cereal!

“What’s this stuff?” “Some cereal, it’s supposed to be good for you.” “You try it?” “I’m not gonna try it, you try it!” “I’m not gonna try it.” “Let’s get Mikey!” “Yeah” “He won’t eat it, he hates everything.” “He likes it, hey, Mikey!”

Well, that’s life!

Someone needs to find out about chocolate Life cereal!

That’s someone else’s Life, Forrest.

I thought it was Just a Bowl of Cherries!

Run Forest!

I tried Life cereal twice when I was a kid. I think the box tastes better than the cereal.

When the milk’s gone bad, it’s “the runs, Forrest, the runs!”.

LOL!

Tom Hanks, eat your heart out!

Take your fans best advice, and “Run Forrest, Run”…..

Hated that cereal.

That’s just crazy. Everyone knows life is like a bowl of cherries.

What about life without parole?

’Used to be the fastest caramel locator in the family, now I have to first stop for my Ozempic shot.

Didn’t need text at bottom.

If he had gotten chocolate, then he’d See’s.

Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything

Groan. Boo. Ah well, can’t win ’em all.